Election 2013 Live Blog

11:00 pm That’s it, folks, I’m out. Senate results are still up in the air, of course, as are a few seats – including Indi and Kennedy.

Right now Arthur Sinodinos is informing Labor and the Senate that they have no choice but to roll over and repeal carbon pricing because there is not a ‘mandate’. Given that his own Coalition flatly refused to do that on the Emissions Trading Scheme, I find the hypocrisy truly staggering.

See you next time, folks. Thanks for sticking with me.

10:12 pm Tony Abbott claims victory, making a point of letting the party faithful know that Labor’s vote is at its lowest level in 100 years. He says that he knows voters will punish those who take them for granted. One wonders if those words will come back to haunt him.

As he says his government will be judged by its deeds not its words, Abbott walks back from any hint that the Budget will be in surplus before the end of the next Parliament. There are huge cheers in the room as he goes over his campaign talking points – repeal ‘carbon tax’, stop the boats, build roads. The mining tax doesn’t get a look in.

9:50 pm Kevin Rudd concedes defeat, saying he wishes Tony Abbott well. He thanks each losing ALP member for their service, along with members of his former ministerial and campaign team. It’s an exceptionally gracious speech.

Oddly, this doesn’t sound like a concession speech. Nor did it sound like an announcement that Rudd will step down as Opposition Leader – right up until now. He just confirmed he will not contest for the leadership. Cue the frenzied speculation.

And cue the backlash. For goodness’ sake, former Prime Minister Julia Gillard – arguably, the person with best cause to be viciously angry at Rudd – was able to be gracious and congratulate Rudd and his team. Pity the voters who are so vocal in her defence can’t take a leaf out of her book.

9:24 pm The knives are out. Jason Clare says Rudd should resign as Opposition Leader, Combet blames him for pretty much everything (possibly including the extinction of the dinosaurs), and even Kate Ellis is talking about ‘putting the disunity behind us’. Tanya Plibersek gave her own party ‘0/10 for governing ourselves’.

Ah, loyalty.

On another note … think about this, folks. Barnaby and Palmer in the House. Together. At Question Time.

It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

8:20 pmLooks like the Coalition will also control the Senate.

7:45 pmMal Brough has won the seat of Fisher. Well done, that electorate – your new Federal representative is an admitted liar and a perjurer.

7:10 pm Only about 5% of the vote counted on the east coast. At this stage, Rudd looks to hold Griffith, Mike Kelly the bellwether seat of Eden-Monaro, Bob Katter Kennedy, and Wilkie Denison. Palmer looks as though he may take Fairfax.

Contrary to initial exit polls, Sophie Mirabella looks to win Indi comfortably.

The ABC’s Antony Green has called the election for the Coalition.

7:00 pm Seems there’s something not quite right with the ABC’s vote calculator this year. So far, Antony Green has rejected the numbers on over five seats, saying they cannot possibly be correct.

6:40 pm There’s 0.6% of the vote counted in some seats, and already the commentary is handing them over. Makes you wonder why you vote, really.

Amusingly, when the initial tiny swing was towards Labor, it was summarily dismissed.

And no one can cope with the fact that the Palmer United Party is polling significantly – ahead of the Greens in Hunter, for example.

6:00 pm Polling places on the east coast have just closed (with the exception of those in Caulfield North – getting an early train home, are you? Must be nice to be so cavalier about being available for people to vote as you are supposed to be until 6:00 pm. Let the counting – and the drinking – begin.

5:10 pm Getting reports from voters in Elsternwick that two polling places are already closed – 50 minutes early. The places in question were in Caulfield North. Door locked, banners pulled down, lights off.

4:40 pm The language from the media is getting more and more ridiculous. ‘Pools of Labor blood on the floor’ is among the milder epithets. Michael Kroger, self-described Liberal Party powerbroker, has called the election. Guess who he says has won?

Exit polls are flying thick and fast. Sophie Mirabella defeated in Indi! Kevin Rudd defeated in Griffith! Kevin Rudd landslide in Griffith! Clive Palmer actually gets votes!

And there’s still just under 90 minutes to go. Imagine the frenzy when the counting actually starts.

It’s not too late to pop out to the bottleshop …

3:10 pm It occurs to me that too many in both politics and the media view achieving government as a reward. It’s not. It’s a responsibility. You’re there to serve the people, not gratify your ego.

And on a similar note, some informal vox pops down at the local voting booth, supermarket and liquor store (yes, I’ve laid in supplies) reveal a disturbing ‘what’s in it for me’ trend among voters, too. Their primary complaint against either major party is that there’s nothing in the election promises for them, in terms of money.

When did we become such a selfish lot of bastards? Why is it such a hard thing to see that a benefit to someone in dire need (such as Disability Care) actually helps us all?

Finally – if you’re looking at the major parties and thinking, ‘Well, Kevin’s had a turn, now it’s Tony’s’? You need to take a step back and realise you’re not policing the slide in the playground.

1.00 pm I have to say, I admire the restraint of all those Labor candidates who are being fronted by media and told they’ve lost the election. Some of the reporters are so smugly patronising when they ask the candidates how they feel. It honestly would not surprise me if someone hauled off and said they felt like jamming an exit poll into an unmentionable part of some journalistic anatomy.

Meanwhile, some media actually seem surprised that people are reporting having voted for the Palmer United Party. What’s the matter, kids – doesn’t your worldview take in the idea that people don’t want to settle for a nice, neat, two-party system?

12.00 midday Heard a lot of whingeing from people complaining that they have to vote. Begin rant:

On average, you spend ten minutes a year voting – including council, state and federal elections. Ten. Minutes. You spend longer standing in line waiting for your coffee in the mornings.

And what do you get for giving up that time? The chance to actually participate in how your nation is governed. And don’t give me that nonsense about, ‘oh, but it doesn’t make any difference’. It does. Every vote counted makes a difference. That’s what turns a safe seat into a marginal one. That’s what causes upsets like Prime Minister Howard losing his seat in 2007.

And – if you are someone who looks at the major parties and thinks, ‘a plague on both your houses’ – every first preference vote cast for a minor party is money in their campaign warchest for the next election. That’s how a party like the Democrats, and later the Greens, went from being a curiosity to a force in politics.

You get a vote. You get a say. You have opportunities that people in other countries can – and do – die for.

Also, you get a sausage. So stop whining, already.

11.30 am Having done my democratic duty, I can report that the sausages at Kingsbury Primary School at top-notch. As for the egg-and-bacon wraps … well, I’d post a picture but they were too delicious for me to stop eating long enough to get out my phone.

10:10 am Good morning, all. The polls have been open on the east coast for two hours, and just opening now in Western Australia. (Hellooooo, over there!) I see that the ABC – with its panel of infallible psychics – has already called the election for the Coalition, so I guess we can all just stay home.

Or. Not

Vote early, but vote late, but get out there and vote. Yr obdt. correspondent will be venturing out to investigate the state of the sausage sizzle at the local polling booth soon.

The perks of voting.

The perks of voting.

14 Responses to Election 2013 Live Blog

  1. JenniferGJ says:

    I notice that Mungo McCallum is still watching and commenting.

  2. rob pittman says:

    We lost several things between 2010 and now and most were lost to us because of Kevin Rudd’s ego which has now brought him down. Even when he had almost a dream job as Foreign Minister he couldn’t help himself. The biggest loss of course was to females who aspired to the highest job in the land and I am very sad about that. Labor could have been in power now except for Kevin.

  3. megpie71 says:

    Just finished watching the ABC’s coverage (it’s only twenty to ten here in WA). Now bracing myself for three years of the Libs in power (or hopefully, if the threatened double-dissolution regarding the carbon tax goes through, maybe only about one and a bit. Shush, I’m trying to be optimistic here). May the ALP remove their collective crania from their collective fundaments, and avoid assuming the posture of the circular firing squad as they did at the last election (seriously, this is what killed them, IMO – they behaved as though they’d lost the 2010 election, rather than winning it).

  4. Gwen says:

    Not a sausage at ours either. And us in a marginal electorate……c’mon cook us a sausage…….we will vote for whoever cooks the sausage lol

  5. No sausages at my polling booth. No bacon and egg wraps either. No nothing. Meh.

  6. deknarf says:

    You’ve heard of meme’s well Australia has something even more unique, its the Triple M’s Brigade! Otherwise known as the me me me’s! Seem to have forgotten that a country is about us us us! And you probably thought that the self-interested/engrossed, selfish bastards only lived in Sydney! Alas they now permeate the whole of Oz culture!

  7. Rockstar Philosopher says:

    Got any suggestions for any other liveblogs or hashtags to follow? All my election parties fell through and I need someone to appreciate my wit directed at ABC24 other than the dog.

    • roblpittman says:

      I have no suggestions except to survive what could be an harrowing day. After the result we all may have some serious work to hold the bastards to account. As I look after people with disabilities I know what may be lost and am spending the day with a young autistic person and this thrills me more than all the rubbish happening. Don’t think the result will make me want to party.

      • richo says:

        I concur the exit polls are looking fairly disastrous. But I will not give up hope yet!

        I have two Autistic kids so I am very very concerned about what will happen.

  8. richo says:

    Here Here on the rant. It so annoys me that bulldust rubbish about having to vote and it makes no difference it does.
    Rob pittman my sentiments exactly.
    I am appalled at the lack of informed people seem to be out there. That the pervasive lies about the economy and debt have so pervaded the society that they are truly convinced we are in a bad state.
    The smugness of the journalists across the board in the MSM has been so hard to swallow.

    • roblpittman says:

      A person of my ilk. Thanks Richo.

    • Rockstar Philosopher says:

      OH MY GOD. The economy thing, feeding the public such misinformation should be criminal.

      Why won’t Rupert just fuck off and die already.

      • richo says:

        I have had so many conversations with people. It just seems they believe the bullshit. It seems to not matter how many times you point them to the facts and to the reality of the interest rates and articles by economists they just want to believe the rubbish sprouted by Turdoch.

        I am so angry at how the ABC have played into their hands and have not held to account and scrutiny the claims.

        So it begins. More years like the Howard years. More years of shame to be Australian. More years of demonising people fleeing for their lives, demonising unions, the very unions that achieved the conditions workers take for granted. More years of transfer of wealth to the rich away from the poorest. More years of cynicism on climate change. More years of allowing the richest to pay the least tax and take the precious resources away scott free.

        It appears the day is turning into a day of nightmares.

  9. rob pittman says:

    I have voted and heard some rants from aspirational Fiberals lined up behind me. One looked like she didn’t have two coins to rub together and despite my urge to do so I resisted asking her what a single Liberal Government had ever done for her!

    I am convinced the best political speech was by JFK which ran something like “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country”. My life experience shows me this does not reflect the terms and conditions of aspirational Fiberal voters. It is all me, me, me from them and unfortunately lately I note there seem to be more me, me people. I obviously support Labor as I think Labor is best for our children and grandchildren but I regret the loss of caring more for your community. That attitude of me, me epitomises for me the personal greed within our community.

    By this time tomorrow the Rabbit may be our PM in name but I can never recognise him as the proper PM of this great nation. How embarrassing will the next few years be? People have voted against the NDIS, Gonski, Superannuation and the NBN to name a few great Labor initiatives, so how stupid is our country?

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